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1001+ Funny Golf Quotes

by Gary McCord & Marc Ostrofsky

Over the years, both Gary McCord and Marc Ostrofsky have learned that for a golfer to remain sane while playing the game, one must approach the sport with a grain of salt—maintain a sense of humor and always joke about the hooks, slices, errant golf shots and missed putts.

Author Marc Ostrofsky has spent seven years compiling the single largest collection of funny golf quotes assembled from public sources including members of the PGA, the LPGA, presidents, dictators, heads of state, authors, actors, comedians and golfers at every level of the sport! The database is currently at 7,500+ and growing.

The iconic mustachioed golfer, Gary McCord, has teamed up with internet entrepreneur Marc Ostrofsky to bring you a book containing the best of all the funniest golf quotes! 

Golfers of all levels can relate to the frustrations of playing the sport and the sarcastic humor and hilarious comments that result. No matter how long you’ve been playing golf, no one can master it. It sucks you in from day one, and you just can’t stop despite knowing each round will be filled with disappointment. That one good shot (or the hope for that next good shot) keeps you coming back day after day. 

This book of funny golf quotes, puns, and sarcastic jokes makes the perfect gift for every golfer, and will keep you rolling with laughter through the next 18 holes and beyond.

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1001+ Funny Golf Quotes

by Gary McCord & Marc Ostrofsky

Over the years, both Gary McCord and Marc Ostrofsky have learned that for a golfer to remain sane while playing the game, one must approach the sport with a grain of salt—maintain a sense of humor and always joke about the hooks, slices, errant golf shots and missed putts.

Author Marc Ostrofsky has spent seven years compiling the single largest collection of funny golf quotes assembled from public sources including members of the PGA, the LPGA, presidents, dictators, heads of state, authors, actors, comedians and golfers at every level of the sport! The database is currently at 7,500+ and growing.

The iconic mustachioed golfer has teamed up with internet entrepreneur Marc Ostrofsky to bring you a book containing the best of all the funniest golf quotes! 

Golfers of all levels can relate to the frustrations of playing the sport and the sarcastic humor and hilarious comments that result. No matter how long you’ve been playing golf, no one can master it. It sucks you in from day one, and you just can’t stop despite knowing each round will be filled with disappointment. That one good shot (or the hope for that next good shot) keeps you coming back day after day. 

This book of funny golf quotes, puns, and sarcastic jokes makes the perfect gift for every golfer, and will keep you rolling with laughter through the next 18 holes and beyond.

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