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Gary McCord and Marc Ostrofsky have teamed up to create a funny golf book that every golfer can relate to, with the funniest golf quotes spoken or heard by golfers of all levels! From professional golfers, politicians, comedians, businessmen, and everyone in between, we can all relate to a bad day on the golf course. The comments and quotes that often result—especially in moments of utter frustration or desperation—are often priceless! 

Gary McCord

PGA Tour Pro
CBS Commentator
Author

An outstanding golfer, television broadcaster, instructor, author, speaker, and even movie actor—Gary McCord has become a golf celebrity.

Gary McCord was on the PGA Tour for 23 years, was the top Golf Commentator for CBS and the Golf Channel for many years, and is the author of what may be the #1 selling golf book in history, Golf For Dummies.

His iconic mustache along with his sense of humor are recognized throughout the golf community. McCord is well known for enduring 23 years and 422 tournaments on the PGA Tour without securing a single victory. He once scored 16 on a single hole. As much as any golfer, he knows that the ability to laugh at your own game is essential to staying sane. He sported a “NO WINS” license plate for years in homage to his win-less career as a professional golfer.

Luckily he had greater success on the Champions Tour with two victories in his first year, but he truly found his calling as a golf commentator with CBS Sports. He worked as a CBS commentator for over three decades, rising to prominence thanks to his colorful and irreverent personality—that occasionally got him into trouble—but mostly cemented him as a quintessential part of the golf world.

 

Gary McCord

PGA Tour Pro
CBS Commentator
Author

An outstanding golfer, television broadcaster, instructor, author, speaker, and even movie actor—Gary McCord has become a golf celebrity.

Gary McCord was on the PGA Tour for 23 years, was the top Golf Commentator for CBS and the Golf Channel for many years, and is the author of what may be the #1 selling golf book in history, Golf For Dummies.

His iconic mustache along with his sense of humor are recognized throughout the golf community. McCord is well known for enduring 23 years and 422 tournaments on the PGA Tour without securing a single victory. He once scored 16 on a single hole. As much as any golfer, he knows that the ability to laugh at your own game is essential to staying sane. He sported a “NO WINS” license plate for years in homage to his win-less career as a professional golfer.

Luckily he had greater success on the Champions Tour with two victories in his first year, but he truly found his calling as a golf commentator with CBS Sports. He worked as a CBS commentator for over three decades, rising to prominence thanks to his colorful and irreverent personality—that occasionally got him into  trouble—but mostly cemented him as a quintessential part of the golf world.

Marc Ostrofsky

New York Times Bestselling Author
Internet Entrepreneur
Avid Golfer

Marc Ostrofsky is an American entrepreneur, venture capitalist, New York Times best-selling author and public speaker. He is the author of the books Get Rich Click!: The Ultimate Guide to Making Money Online, and Word of Mouse: 101+ trends in How we Buy, Sell, Live, Learn, Work and Play!

Before he authored the books on how to make money online, he actually did it himself – several times over. Ostrofsky created, developed, and sold a number of successful telecommunication, publishing, and Internet-based companies. He was a pioneer of the domain name industry and is known for his record-breaking sale of the Internet domain name Business.com for $7.5 million—the most expensive domain ever sold at the time—that landed him in the 1999 Guinness Book of World Records.

As an avid golfer himself, Marc has witnessed and been subjected to the frustrations, sarcastic humor, and ‘laugh out loud’ comments made on the golf course, and felt compelled to assemble them all to give all golfers a good laugh.

Learn More About Marc > 

 

Marc Ostrofsky

New York Times Bestselling Author
Internet Entrepreneur
Avid Golfer

Marc Ostrofsky is an American entrepreneur, venture capitalist, New York Times best-selling author and public speaker. He is the author of the books Get Rich Click!: The Ultimate Guide to Making Money Online, and Word of Mouse: 101+ trends in How we Buy, Sell, Live, Learn, Work and Play!

Before he authored the books on how to make money online, he actually did it himself – several times over. Ostrofsky created, developed, and sold a number of successful telecommunication, publishing, and Internet-based companies. He was a pioneer of the domain name industry and is known for his record-breaking sale of the Internet domain name Business.com for $7.5 million—the most expensive domain ever sold at the time—that landed him in the 1999 Guinness Book of World Records.

As an avid golfer himself, Marc has witnessed and been subjected to the frustrations, sarcastic humor, and ‘laugh out loud’ comments made on the golf course, and felt compelled to assemble them all to give all golfers a good laugh.

Learn More About Marc > 

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